Tunsitsid Flowtunwon is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, deceitful fish.

Tunsitsid Flowtunwon created the Virgo Supercluster four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tunsitsid Flowtunwon, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Tunsitsid Flowtunwon, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Tunsitsid Flowtunwon's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Tunsitsid Flowtunwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Never paint your legs pink.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Retreat if five eagles approach from the north.