Pomtapsas is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, bad-tempered coyote.

Pomtapsas created the world eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pomtapsas, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pomtapsas, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Pomtapsas' most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Pomtapsas' Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine voles approach from the west.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Retreat if five rats approach from the east.

4. Never hurt hamsters.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.