Bunhitfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, overgenerous whale.

Bunhitfoss created humanity four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bunhitfoss, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bunhitfoss, it will curse you with boils.

Bunhitfoss' most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Bunhitfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Bunhitfoss loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

3. Erect five silver sculptures of Bunhitfoss on top of important buildings.

4. You must love Bunhitfoss.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.