Latyokrot is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, weak newt.

Latyokrot created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Latyokrot, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Latyokrot, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Latyokrot's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Latyokrot's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Latyokrot loves pigs, so they must be respected.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never wear turquoise tights.