Sadhudarn is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, fast centaur.

Sadhudarn created a down quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadhudarn, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sadhudarn, she will turn you into a puffin.

Sadhudarn's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Sadhudarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention porpoises.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Feed all hungry snakes.

4. Never talk about bats.

5. Never jump in holy places.