Mutmeg Luncibvig Gumpib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, unsympathetic bear.

Mutmeg Luncibvig Gumpib created the Small Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutmeg Luncibvig Gumpib, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mutmeg Luncibvig Gumpib, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Mutmeg Luncibvig Gumpib's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Mutmeg Luncibvig Gumpib's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Never eat bark.