Damarmarf is a god.
She takes the form of a gargantuan, omniscient
fly.
Damarmarf created Africa eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Damarmarf, she will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Damarmarf, she will turn you into a duck.
Damarmarf's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.
Damarmarf's Holy Commandments1. Never sing in holy places.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Always obey Damarmarf's priests.
4. Do not eat cherries.
5. Always stare at clouds.