Zeddancepganfad Vedteen is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, amazing dog.

Zeddancepganfad Vedteen created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zeddancepganfad Vedteen, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zeddancepganfad Vedteen, he will turn you into a rat.

Zeddancepganfad Vedteen's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Zeddancepganfad Vedteen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never wear trousers.