Gatzussyod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, unsympathetic beaver.

Gatzussyod created Europe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatzussyod, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gatzussyod, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Gatzussyod's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Gatzussyod's Holy Commandments

1. Whales are not to be trusted.

2. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

3. Never think ill of sick horses.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.