Yabbaststig is a god.

It takes the form of a large, confident bird.

Yabbaststig created a photon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yabbaststig, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yabbaststig, it will turn you into a mole.

Yabbaststig's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Yabbaststig's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not eat cherries.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.