Watzustsad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, confident troll.

Watzustsad created an electron four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watzustsad, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Watzustsad, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Watzustsad's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Watzustsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.