Yedzaststig is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, slow skunk.

Yedzaststig created the Sombrero Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yedzaststig, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yedzaststig, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yedzaststig's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Yedzaststig's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Yedzaststig must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Never skip near moths.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.