Zuncubvedgof is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, cheerful snake.

Zuncubvedgof created energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Zuncubvedgof, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zuncubvedgof, it will be very unhappy.

Zuncubvedgof's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Zuncubvedgof's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven otters approach from the east.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.