Wodtinhan is a god.
It takes the form of a giant, selfish
cow.
Wodtinhan created dark matter two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Wodtinhan, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Wodtinhan, it will laugh at you.
Wodtinhan's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.
Wodtinhan's Holy Commandments1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Wodtinhan on top of all buildings.
2. Never run near frogs.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. Put Wodtinhan first in all things.
5. You must never eat lentils.