Volbanham is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, blissful meerkat.

Volbanham created the planet Jupiter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Volbanham, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Volbanham, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Volbanham's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Volbanham's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never laugh near hamsters.