Bifflablin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, merciful wyvern.

Bifflablin created a top quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifflablin, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bifflablin, it will boil you in a big pot.

Bifflablin's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Bifflablin's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

2. Never paint your legs brown.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not stand on grass.