Sadfligquaf is a god.

She takes the form of a large, selfish wombat.

Sadfligquaf created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadfligquaf, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Sadfligquaf, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Sadfligquaf's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Sadfligquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never mention ants.

5. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.