Litmumhap is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, boastful otter.

Litmumhap created a down quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Litmumhap, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Litmumhap, she will laugh at you.

Litmumhap's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Litmumhap's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bananas.

2. You must love Litmumhap.

3. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Always pray immersed in water.