Gidzakcib Mapkopbimgessarpmonomt is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, annoying cobra.

Gidzakcib Mapkopbimgessarpmonomt created the solar system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gidzakcib Mapkopbimgessarpmonomt, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gidzakcib Mapkopbimgessarpmonomt, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gidzakcib Mapkopbimgessarpmonomt's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Gidzakcib Mapkopbimgessarpmonomt's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Never sit near whales.