Tandamneljigflabyatwad is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, humorless cow.

Tandamneljigflabyatwad created matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tandamneljigflabyatwad, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tandamneljigflabyatwad, he will strike you with lightening.

Tandamneljigflabyatwad's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Tandamneljigflabyatwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of snakes.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always help sick porpoises.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Do not drink alcohol.