Fontargjarn is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, loving snake.

Fontargjarn created a quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fontargjarn, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fontargjarn, he will turn you into a dog.

Fontargjarn's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Fontargjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Always treat cats with great respect.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.