Mifnelbed Spagbogsin is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, all-powerful duck.

Mifnelbed Spagbogsin created humanity twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mifnelbed Spagbogsin, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mifnelbed Spagbogsin, he will turn you into a tree.

Mifnelbed Spagbogsin's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Mifnelbed Spagbogsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Always obey Mifnelbed Spagbogsin's priests.

3. Never go into magenta rooms.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Put Mifnelbed Spagbogsin first in all things.