Metwegsan is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, two-faced bird.

Metwegsan created Mount Everest five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Metwegsan, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Metwegsan, it will jump up and down on your head.

Metwegsan's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Metwegsan's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not kill frogs.

5. Feed all hungry goats.