Quatyatlib is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, caring chinchilla.

Quatyatlib created life five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatyatlib, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Quatyatlib, she will turn you into a duck.

Quatyatlib's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Quatyatlib's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Quatyatlib.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Always help tortoises in need.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never sit in holy places.