Ontfumtad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, confident wombat.

Ontfumtad created light three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ontfumtad, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ontfumtad, he will turn you into a mole.

Ontfumtad's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Ontfumtad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes in need.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never talk about swans.

5. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.