Fobsinlittab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, unselfish sheep.

Fobsinlittab created a bottom quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobsinlittab, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fobsinlittab, she will curse you with boils.

Fobsinlittab's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Fobsinlittab's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Fobsinlittab loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

5. Never look at comets.