Fid is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, tiresome porpoise.

Fid created matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fid, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fid, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fid's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Fid's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. You must never eat wheat.

5. Pray towards the north.