Lunfadtif is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, caring beaver.

Lunfadtif created bats five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunfadtif, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Lunfadtif, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Lunfadtif's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Lunfadtif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

5. Never think ill of sick manatees.