Zenfagnibhanflisril is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ruthless mink.

Zenfagnibhanflisril created the Tadpole Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Zenfagnibhanflisril, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zenfagnibhanflisril, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Zenfagnibhanflisril's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Zenfagnibhanflisril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Zenfagnibhanflisril's name in vain.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always help sheep.

5. Never go into brown rooms.