Sadbusarpbut is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, dishonest mouse.

Sadbusarpbut created Africa five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadbusarpbut, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sadbusarpbut, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sadbusarpbut's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Sadbusarpbut's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Sadbusarpbut loves badgers, so they must be respected.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.