Stipbamsak is a god.

She takes the form of a large, vain human.

Stipbamsak created the planet Saturn seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stipbamsak, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Stipbamsak, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Stipbamsak's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Stipbamsak's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sharks.

2. Stipbamsak must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Feed all hungry turtles.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.