Gemtanmet is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, staggering wolf.

Gemtanmet created a photon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemtanmet, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Gemtanmet, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gemtanmet's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Gemtanmet's Holy Commandments

1. Shrews are not to be trusted.

2. Do not speak about turnips.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.