Sitquamsat is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, self-confident centaur.

Sitquamsat created light four years ago.

If you believe in Sitquamsat, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sitquamsat, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Sitquamsat's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Sitquamsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Feed all hungry geese.

5. Never eat green fruit.