Dosswotcepruttfittenflis is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, slow goose.

Dosswotcepruttfittenflis created the Andromeda Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dosswotcepruttfittenflis, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dosswotcepruttfittenflis, she will turn you into a hamster.

Dosswotcepruttfittenflis' most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Dosswotcepruttfittenflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never wear hats.

5. Never look at planets.