Babfemhug is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, selfish beaver.

Babfemhug created the cosmos four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babfemhug, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Babfemhug, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Babfemhug's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Babfemhug's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry geese.

2. You must pray to Babfemhug eight times a day.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. You must love Babfemhug.

5. Never think about moons.