Konbastdud is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unsympathetic hydra.

Konbastdud created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Konbastdud, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Konbastdud, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Konbastdud's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Konbastdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about porpoises.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not hurt seals.

4. Konbastdud loves moths, so they must be respected.

5. Never eat bread.