Babfuncep Stipbadlik is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, generous wyvern.

Babfuncep Stipbadlik created the Andromeda Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babfuncep Stipbadlik, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Babfuncep Stipbadlik, he will turn you into a rock.

Babfuncep Stipbadlik's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Babfuncep Stipbadlik's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

2. Put Babfuncep Stipbadlik first in all things.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Babfuncep Stipbadlik.

4. Always treat cats with great respect.

5. Never go into red rooms.