Zedquillpib is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, grumpy fairy.

Zedquillpib created Africa seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedquillpib, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zedquillpib, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Zedquillpib's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Zedquillpib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

5. Never think about black holes.