Dunnartbad is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, awe-inspiring frog.

Dunnartbad created a quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dunnartbad, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dunnartbad, he will not care at all.

Dunnartbad's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Dunnartbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Never run near snakes.