Jadxenwonlit is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, effective raven.

Jadxenwonlit created everything that exists nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Jadxenwonlit, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jadxenwonlit, she will destroy your home planet.

Jadxenwonlit's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Jadxenwonlit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Jadxenwonlit.