Davtinspaglun is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, self-assured walrus.

Davtinspaglun created a strange quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davtinspaglun, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Davtinspaglun, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Davtinspaglun's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Davtinspaglun's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never hurt otters.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Davtinspaglun.

4. Never paint your hands magenta.

5. Pray towards the north.