Nutvidhan is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-assured jackal.

Nutvidhan created the Andromeda Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutvidhan, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nutvidhan, it will turn you into a dog.

Nutvidhan's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Nutvidhan's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. You must love Nutvidhan.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not hurt grasshopers.

5. Do not commit murder.