Renkadpid is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, conceited centipede.

Renkadpid created a photon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Renkadpid, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Renkadpid, she will destroy your home solar system.

Renkadpid's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Renkadpid's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven foxes approach from the east.

2. Always help sick swans.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never talk about shrews.