Mifmigyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, self-confident meerkat.

Mifmigyatt created humanity nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mifmigyatt, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mifmigyatt, he will turn you into a snail.

Mifmigyatt's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Mifmigyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt mice.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.