Nuttrillgep Tabban is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, sage coyote.

Nuttrillgep Tabban created snails four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttrillgep Tabban, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nuttrillgep Tabban, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Nuttrillgep Tabban's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Nuttrillgep Tabban's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not eat gooseberries.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always look after injured foxes.

5. Do not commit murder.