Feblunbedgun is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, confident dryad.

Feblunbedgun created the world five billion years ago.

If you believe in Feblunbedgun, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Feblunbedgun, it will be mildly annoyed.

Feblunbedgun's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Feblunbedgun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Hide if three badgers approach from the south.