Cabrapvin is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unselfish horse.

Cabrapvin created humanity six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cabrapvin, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cabrapvin, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cabrapvin's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Cabrapvin's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Cabrapvin's priests.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.