Madbellsasfudmisfaghadgub is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, humane lion.

Madbellsasfudmisfaghadgub created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Madbellsasfudmisfaghadgub, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Madbellsasfudmisfaghadgub, he will turn you into a hamster.

Madbellsasfudmisfaghadgub's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Madbellsasfudmisfaghadgub's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not take Madbellsasfudmisfaghadgub's name in vain.