Tanhamvid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, intelligent chinchilla.

Tanhamvid created the Sun nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tanhamvid, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tanhamvid, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Tanhamvid's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Tanhamvid's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six turtles approach from the south.

2. Never hurt great tits.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Always help sick moths.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.