Vadlabbot is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, all-knowing donkey.

Vadlabbot created a top quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Vadlabbot, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vadlabbot, she will come to you in dreams.

Vadlabbot's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Vadlabbot's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Vadlabbot.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always pray immersed in water.